So, this has been sitting around for 3 years now. I never got around to finishing it, and every year I always say "I'm gonna finish this in time for Christmas!" and then just spend the next 3-4 months feeling guilty about not doing it. I'm formally declaring it dead, but wanted to at least put up what I had, partially because the voice actors that helped me (for free, I should add) were awesome and deserve better than that.
Without further ado, here is The Legend of Ea, dumped in the dumps.