My daughter Alice was born a few days ago. She's going to grow up to be smarter, prettier, and better at everything than you. Congratulate me and crap!
Never give up. Never surrender.
Age 33, Male
Artist, developer
SUNY Oswego
New York
Joined on 8/19/11
Posted by Zhon - February 1st, 2015
My daughter Alice was born a few days ago. She's going to grow up to be smarter, prettier, and better at everything than you. Congratulate me and crap!
Bit
Joke's on you: she'll never be better at being a failure than me!
Zhon
BALLS!